seedy:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT YOUNG WOMAN I DONT NEED UR STUPID JACKET 10 SIZES TOO BIG THAT SMELLS LIKE YOU I WILL BRING MY OWN FUCKIN JACKET WHEN IT IS COLD THANK U VERY MUCH

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

(Source: yinqors)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

goldist:

cheesk:

korkysays:

hehthar:

The 90s in one graphic.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING.

On every cardboard cup

My uncle had a couch that had this design on it

goldist:

cheesk:

korkysays:

hehthar:

The 90s in one graphic.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING.

On every cardboard cup

My uncle had a couch that had this design on it

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)